Lies
These are some of the lies I’ve told my 3 year old nephew recently…
A long time ago, the sun and the moon got into a fight.
The trees are always whispering to each other.
The noises you hear in the middle of the night, are all us adults riding roller coasters.
Books get lonely too.
If you’re really really quiet, you can hear the clouds rub against the sky.
There are invisible strings connecting you to everyone.
I will always be there.
September 4, 2008 at 3:12 pm
I really like the third lie. They’re all good lies; nothing harmful. Well, except for the last one. Why is that one a lie? You should always be there for him..
September 4, 2008 at 5:54 pm
You’re a liar.
September 4, 2008 at 11:56 pm
aww, haha..kids come up with the wildest thoughts!
September 7, 2008 at 9:22 pm
the last one. tsk.
what happened when the sun and the moon got into a fight?
those are some neat lies neil. you’re clever.
September 7, 2008 at 10:30 pm
I suppose when the sun and moon got into a fight, they had to learn to share the sky
September 10, 2008 at 1:49 am
since when is he 3?
September 10, 2008 at 3:22 am
oo did i kick the moon’s ass?
September 10, 2008 at 3:35 am
@dee – if you talked to him recently you’d see he’s a lot more three than two
@amy – it would appear that you certainly did kick the moon’s ass, that would explain that huge crater we always see
September 11, 2008 at 9:06 pm
i thought his birthday was in november?? p.s.- how can i talk to him if i’m never invited to see him??
September 12, 2008 at 3:11 am
you were.
September 12, 2008 at 1:21 pm
maybe i will take your MOM up on that offer then.